Three Stages of Man
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
Sweat Her Choice
My mother once gave me two sweaters for Christmas. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.
As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, “What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other one?”
Santa’s Lap
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas ?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”